TELEPHONE LINE FOR CONFESSIONS

IF YOU'RE A CATHOLIC PRIEST THEN LOOK AWAY NOW COS YOU COULD SOON RUN OUT OF SINNERS QUEUING TO CONFESS THEIR SINS. OH AND THAT COMES IN HANDY FOR THOSE WHOSE SINS ARE LIKELY TO OFFEND THE HOLY SEE. ABORTIONISTS, HOMOSEXUALS, ETC.
THE PHONE LINE HAS NO BACKING FROM THE CATHOLIC CHURCH THOUGH SET UP BY SOME FRENCH CATHOLICS.

THE LINE OF THE LORD

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